A HORRIBLE headache and a Pomeranian puppy 8A8

WHY AM I UP AT 9 AM YOU ASK? I NEVER CRAWL OUT OF BED BEFORE 12?!

Well, because my puppy WILL NOT PEE. >:[

Dear Netflix,

Thanks for the fuckin' amine.

I will be on the couch all week.

Love, Deserae

OMG I LOVE NETFLIX ON THE XBOX.

Peace chobs.

fuck art

as a desperation act, i might do you a portrait.

Offer what you're willing to pay and we will talk my darlings.

Hello my babys! I plan on attending college next this coming spring, so I want your opinions. Tell me what you like best in my gallery so I know just what to put in my portfolio!

And for those of you who are unsure of what a portfolio is - it's pretty much a compilation of persuation "HI LOOK HOW GOOD I AM ACCEPT ME PLZ."

So whatever you think I did pretty well on, lemme know. This will be VERY helpful!